- A centerpeice should never be prepared by a taxidermist.
- Do not allow the dogs to eat at the table...no matter how good their manners are. Really.
- Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
- Grooms should rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cumberbund and a clean bowling shirt could be interpreted by some as tacky.
- While ears need to be cleaned regularly, use your OWN truck keys.
- Proper use of toiletries is essential if weekly bathing is not possible. (However, deodorant is a waste of money after 3 days.)
- Never take a beer to a job interview. Leave it in the truck.
- Only vacuum the bed once. After that, change the sheets.
- Even if you're certain you're in the will, it's considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.
- Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
- When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, do not ask her to bring back a beer.
Lunchtime Talk - Our Combined Dream House
4 years ago
Haha! These are so funny!
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